Welcome! Before you can become a member you need to create your vitual penis. Click on the button below which will take you to the homepage where you can get started...
By taking out a site subscription you automatically become a Gold Member. This effectively allows you full access to the site and all its features. Plus you can put yourself up for validation if you want to.
You will need a Site Subscription, a printer and a digital camera of some kind. You need to upload to Vicky a photo of your erect penis wearing the Validator tag.
More information on this is on the Getting Validated page.
Girls can easily get verified and its free! All we need you to do is to follow the instructions carefully on the Getting Verified Page. If you would like full access and be able to create galleries etc, like the guys you will need to take out a Site Subscription
The Features and Access page has a full listing.
There are several ways to earn stars. The easiest way is when you take out or renew a site subscription. A one year membership earns you 12 stars! You will earn more stars when you get validated and you can also enter Vickys competition. And taking part in any games that Vicky sets up will often be rewarded with stars
Changing Penis Size
It is quite common that people get their size wrong! Re-measure it carefully just as suggested below and go to the Cock Adjuster where you can change your size. Be careful to get it right as you are limited on the number of times this can be changed!
Measuring the penis
Measure your erect penis with a ruler pressed lightly onto your pubic bone. You`ll find a ruler is easier than a tape measure. Don't kid yourself! It really is more fun if you don't exaggerate! Plus if you want to get validated by Vicky in the forum, you'll have to be able to prove it!
Bone pressed V non-bone pressed
The Visualiser uses bone pressed sizes. Because everyone is different and some people carry more weight than others, pressing the rule onto the pubic bone gives a consistant point to measure from.
You will need to know the girth of your cock. To do this measure the circumference of your penis with a tailors tape measure Take the measurement from around the middle of the shaft. A piece of paper will do, marking it as shown. Lay the paper along the ruler and read off the measurement.
Mods Visualiser Cock Volume (MVCVF) Formula
A while back I donned my white coat and clipboard and armed myself with a test tube, a pair of digital scales and a realistic plastic phallic! The idea was, using water displacement to calculate the difference between a cylinder and a penis shape in order to get a more accurate volume measurements.
I came to the conclusion that the Glans of the Penis (the head) works out to be only 63% of the equivalent cylinder. So this is taken onto account when calculating the volume of your penis. It is as follows:
area = 3.14 x ( r x r)
shaft = area x sl
glans = ( ( area x gl ) x 63) / 100
volume = shaft + glans
The Visualiser Average
An average (Visualiser) penis is one that is between 5.5" (140 mm) and 7" (178 mm) in length. All men within those lengths are classed as average. Above that, large and below, modest.
Exceptions are made where a man is below 5.5" but still achieves a volume greater than 155 (mm3)* and any guy who is less than 7" but a volume greater than 260 (mm3)** will be classed as large.
155* is the average volume for a 5.5" (140 mm) long cock with an average girth for that size.
260** is the average volume for a 7" (178 mm) long cock with an average girth for that size.
The league table
The league table is a bit of fun which records Gold Member comparisons and keeps track of which cock "won"!
A comparison will only count once so there's no point in keep comparing with the same member. and you score only if you are the one being compared to:
In other words, only members comparing with you can effect your score. So you need to encourage people to compare with you if are wish to alter your League position.
The CockEye System
CockEye is a piece of software we use to validate Gold Members. We ask members to print out their validation tag and photograph their erect penises wearing the tag. The CockEye software can most of the time calculate your penis size. And importantly as the tag has your username on it, so it identifies that its your penis.
CockEye1 was the original, not so accurate version. Many older members still have this validation, but can get re-validated at anytime if they so wish. Now days it is used more often when Vicky, using CockEye2 simply cannot accurately determine the size, but obviously she can still validate the user and is happy that the size claimed is approximately correct.
The Missionary Comparison takes you and the comparer and puts you both inside a virtual woman! You can either morph from you to the member you are comparing with or show them both at the same time, as the sample below demostrates...
The MorphTube is great new way to compare available to other full members. See your cock morph to the member you are comparing with!
Below we have an example using the Mr Modest and the Mr Big from the Visualiser presets. You can also use this feature in The Visualiser.
The MorphTube Visualisation
First you need to make sure the pic you are trying to upload is a JPeg (.jpg or .jpeg). If it is then its probably too big. You can avoid this by re-taking you pic making sure you set your camera to its lowest setting, 1 or 2 megapixels is ample for the web. If this is not easy then you need to resize your pic. You can use any image processing package, like PhotoShop or the software which came with your camera. Aim for an image less then 1000 x 750 pixels. If you don't have any software you can resize JPeg images in Paint, Bundled with all Microsoft systems.
Resizing you images using Microsoft Paint
1: Open Paint
MSPaint is normally in the accessories on the 'start' menu. Launch it and open your image.
If your image is portrait like this one you can rotate using the 'Flip and Rotate' menu item.
Select 'Save as' to make a copy of your pic, make sure the 'Save as type' is set to 'JPEG(*.jpg;,*.jpeg)' and it should now be ready to upload without a hitch!
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So post along that guide lines and no probs. But remember its your responsibility to make sure you have the right to publish any pic you upload and we will remove any we find inappropiate.
Please remember this is an adult site but its not a porn site when you post links to images on the forum.
Pictures of cocks, breasts and bums etc are fine, but anything that involves hard core, sexual violence and especially child pornography/nudity is not acceptable.